The Obama Mystery Solved! (P.s. Except for the "Michelle" part)

I knew it! I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it!
See the following: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2009/03/25/potus_events_40.html?wprss=44 and http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2009/03/25/obama_headlining_two_fundraise.html?wprss=44

I have only two reactions at the moment: First, why did I stay at home all day when I could have schemed to be there to take advantage of the most fantastic opportunity ever for an intern!?? (Duh. The Secret Service would have shot me dead, that's why.)



Second, $30,400 a COUPLE!?! The Kennedy Center suddenly seems a lot cheaper...