Tuesday, October 5, 2010
September 2010 Media Inventory
But anyway. Here we go.
Movies:
The Apple Dumpling Gang: SUCH a fun movie! It felt just like one of our Opening Night plays with a wild western theme and a healthy dose of Don Knotts. Just classic, awesome, funny stuff. And a cute love story too.
Becoming Jane: Less good than it should have been, but better than I was expecting. Why are all the famous women writer fictional biopics so SAAAAAAD?!?!?
Frequency: This was a really intense film, very well acted and written. Sure, maybe it didn't all make sense, but I loved the whole concept. And the scene where he booby-traps the bad guy with his shoes and the juice and the wiring . . . AWESOME.
A Serious Man: Once I got the whole "David/Job/weirdness" metaphor, I liked this film. It gives you a lot to think about and inserts some of that wonderful dry Coen humor as well. But I SO did not like the ending.
My Best Friend's Wedding: I can't for the life of me remember why I watched this film. Or even really what happened. But I didn't like it. That I remember.
The Strongest Man in the World: Okay. But nowhere near as good as "The Apple Dumpling Gang."
Mulan: SUCH a good film. The songs have been running through my head all month. The story, the characters, the music, the drama.... sooo good.
Treasure Island: THE GOOD VERSION. No. Wait. THE BEST VERSION. THE VERSION THAT MAKES YOU FORGET ALL OTHER PREVIOUS VERSIONS. What version is this, you ask? The one with the oh-so-cute Christian Bale (I like him SO much better as a young actor for some reason), Charlton Heston (he's a good villain and a good hero! Who knew?), Christopher Lee (IS. BLIND PEW.), and a bunch of other scurvy characters (and a really appealing cast of good guys as well, I might add - Captain Smollett and Hunter particularly caught my eye....rrrrrrrrrrrr)
Bride and Prejudice: I liked the first half of it, but then everyone and all the songs and the too-familiar story and exaggerated accents kept getting on my nerves and I was SOOOO glad when it was finally over.
Scoop: Funnier than I expected. And shorter. And abrupt-er. But seriously, worth seeing. Once, anyway. Definitely.
Sixteen Candles: Oh, you know. It was... what you'd expect from a teen movie made in the 80s. A lot of fluff and kinda fun, but a stomachache afterwards.
Ping-Pong: SUCH a cool film. And had me totally fascinated with the sport - nay, the ART! - of ping-pong by the time it was done. Not to mention the totally adorable scenes of the little boys, the teenagers bonding, Ping-Pong "Nirvana," and the part when smug Chinese guy gets p'owned!
The World's Greatest Athlete: I think I got this one confused with "The Strongest Man in the World." Anyway, both of them were pretty cheesy and far-fetched. At least this one had a tiger that did some cool stuff.
The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again: Not even half as good as the first Apple Dumpling Gang. But Tim Conway and Don Knotts are still pretty funny actors.
Empire of the Sun: I was really touched. This is a very poignant, heartfelt film about an experience that you don't hear enough about - that of a English boy who is separated from his parents in China during the Japanese occupation. Once again, Christian Bale gives a very endearing performance - he's just so vulnerable and desperate. And I was really intrigued by John Malkovich's character - gonna have to give in to the quiet urge I've been getting ever since my experience watching him in "The Glass Menagerie" to see more of his stuff.
Knight and Day: I know I've already seen this film once this year, but you can forget anything negative I said about it back then, because this time, it was AMAZING. Probably the best film in the history of ever. I wanted to hug every one of the actors and cheer at the screen during every scene (well, after a certain scene, anyway...). In case you're wondering, yep, I'm totally biased. This film is AWE-SOME. "Sometimes, things happen for a reason..."
The Handsome Suit: A hilarious Japanese comedy, and probably the next best film ever made since the world began. Could my reasons have to do with the line of thinking that was going on in my review of Knight and Day, you ask? Yes. Why yes. They could.
Theater:
Tuesdays with Morrie: I had previously seen and liked both of the main actors in the play, and I really enjoyed their performances in this. I felt the play was short, simple, thoughtful, and sweet. It didn't try to do too much and it gave me some encouraging things to think about regarding the purpose of life, relationships, and time. I even got my parents to go on a date to see it too!
Boeing-Boeing: A Mask Club, so....not really a play.... but still probably one of the best theatrical things I've seen all year. So. Funny. Wow.
The Taming of the Shrew: There were a lot of things going on, and a lot of props, and a lot of women (seriously, only one guy in the whole cast to play the part of Petruchio), and a lot of distractions (including the seriously angelic little boys who were volunteered from the audience to stand for what seemed like an eternity onstage hitting a gong and making other simple sound effects - I was amazed by how well-behaved they were). I guess the play itself was really good, but to be honest, it all went by so fast, I couldn't tell. Not that the play was short, either. They just spoke their lines fast and moved really quick from one scene to the next.
Alcestis: I LOVED this - it was the first time I'd ever gone to one of the University of Utah's Greek play reenactments here at BYU (apparently, they do one every semester) and I've been wanting to go FOREVER. Well, it was worth it. Not only did I get to experience the full excitement of Greek drama (they wore MASKS! They sang their lines! There was a chorus! The men wore actual togas that showed their upper arms and thighs and how gross and hairy they were!) but all the male parts were played by men and all the female parts by women. Sooooo refreshing. Oh, and a special shout-out to the young girl who played the daughter. She looked timid and quiet at first, but she sure knew how to belt out those lines where it counted.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
August 2010 Media Inventory
Movies:
Miss Potter: Sarah and I watched this on a Sunday together. It's sad, but so sweet.
I am Legend: Honestly, I was prepared to be way more freaked out and horrified than I actually was. Not even the dog incident, an event in movies which I am normally very partial to, phazed me for over a minute. I'm looking forward to reading the (less hopeful) book in my horror class this semester, though!
The Sorcerer's Apprentice: It's a little bit silly, but has plenty of fun and cute moments that compensate for its weaknesses. A perfect popcorn summer flick, which is exactly what I was in the mood for when I watched it. Minus the popcorn, which I've never really liked for some reason.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Dead Man's Chest: And now I remember why this is everyone's least favorite. Oh well. I had forgotten everything that happened, so at least it felt new.
Police Academy: Do not see this film. Please just don't. The less said, the better.
Arsenic and Old Lace: I caught most of this on BYU's channel late one Saturday night. I saw the play at BYU and really enjoyed it, but the movie is definitely worth seeing as well. So. Funny. In all the meanings of the word "funny."
Chariots of Fire: Definitely one of my favorite movies of all time, and one that I drastically underrated in its brilliance as a kid. Seeing it, I want to cry. And die. And fly.
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest: One of the realest-feeling movies I've watched in a while. I still can't believe that was Brad Dourif. That guy can ACT.
Sweet Home Alabama: I don't care what anyone says. I liked this movie. Don't try to argue with me-I will squeal until I can't hear you anymore.
Fargo: I've wanted to see this for a long time, and it was everything I expected. Heart-breaking. Petrifying. Horrifying. Powerful stuff. But the really impressive thing is how authentic the acting and script are. It's a little unnerving to not be able to tell an actor from his or her character.
Bend it like Beckham: Very nice, feel-good, inspirational movie. But there's a lot more going on too. Watch it and you'll see what I mean.
Burn after Reading: Hmmm, depressing movie. Cheerful movie. Depressing movie. Cheerful movie. Am I detecting a pattern here? Anyway, being a fan of the Coen brothers' films (ok, seriously - who isn't?), I thought I would give this one a chance. Unfortunately, I found it pretty...ugly.
Peter Pan II: Return to Neverland: No offense, but Peter Pan was better.
Candleshoe: More fun than I thought it would be. To be fair, though, after years of watching that famous Disney commercial, I am really prejudiced in favor of all of these films.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End: I know I've seen this movie before, but I didn't remember a single thing about it (not even the ending, which you think I would have remembered since it really makes me upset--TEN YEARS!? What's with THAT!???!?). So it all felt new and exciting, is what I'm trying to say.
The Santa Clause: Yeah, I know it was August. I just WISH it were Christmas.
Taken: Nothing personal, Dad, but if I ever go to Europe by myself, could I exchange you for Liam Neeson? This movie is pretty shocking, but also sort of refreshing - I can't even count the number of times I have wished that the good guy would stop wasting time being noble and do things the quick, logical way.
Taxi Driver: Weird, weird. Sort of a mixture between nitty-gritty realism and super exaggerated out-of-control lunacy. There were many images, lines, and moments that I could identify with and appreciate deeply, but there were just as many others that left me confused and upset.
Intolerable Cruelty: Clever. Hilarious. Renewed my faith in lesser-known Coen brothers' films.
Inception: Probably the smartest film I've ever seen, and definitely a favorite among my classy, movie-snob friends, which is always a good sign. Of course, I'm not the smartest movie-watcher myself, and I didn't find it inscrutable or boring at all. It's a smart, complex, insightful film that takes a close look at some very tender, deep issues and comes up with some very challenging questions and thought-provoking answers. My only problem with it was.............*dramatic pause*......................... I didn't want it to end. (Boos, thrown fruit, cryings of "lame!") Christopher Nolan, I am a new fan.
P.S. I Love You: I'm pretty reasonable when it comes to liking chick flicks, but I draw the line at this movie, which is so full of loopy romantic shenanigans that I can't even begin to respond to it on a realistic level. There was one point in this film where the main character starts crying, and I truly HAVE NO IDEA WHY. Is it over the disappearance of boy B? Perhaps the actions of boy C? Or the inaction of boy A? This angers me.
The Prestige: Fascinating film! I was alert and on the edge of my seat from beginning to end, such were its powers of enthrallment. I've been thinking about it ever since, and it still amazes me how the problems in this film manage to explain and resolve themselves so clearly and cleverly without giving too much away or making things too unbelievable or incomprehensible. This is some fine craftsmanship at work here.
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas: Ha-ha. Corny. But what's wrong with that? I liked it.
The Island: Serious, a bit heavy-handed, and it's definitely wearying to watch at times, but I'm still glad I saw it. Felt a bit like The Hunger Games plus Running out of Time plus, oh, Stepford Wives or something. Sean Bean makes an awesome villain, though (one of the few actors I can think of who does really good heroes and villains, come to think of it). And why does Ewan McGregor have to make me cry in every film I see him in? This is becoming a major problem.
Enchanted: Not nearly as much fun as it was when I watched it earlier this year. Of course, that time I wasn't shivering outside in Provo Canyon clutching a scratchy blanket and trying to keep from sliding down a steep, slippery popcorn and soda-infested hill covered with noisy Utahns. Makes a difference, lemme tell ya.
The Bourne Identity: Are you serious? This is what the big fuss was over in my Sunday School class of '02? Uh-huh. Ok. If you say so.
The Perfect Score: Probably the worst thing I saw this month.
The Love Bug: SO cute! And I'm not just saying that because of the car, either...
The Queen: This is a very dignified, deep, sincere, and important film. I saw it in the International Cinema last year, but was very sleepy and consequently missed much of the wonderful subtlety and unstated significance of what was going on. Don't let that happen to you when you see it. It's a very good film that deserves to be watched by mature, intelligent viewers.
That Darn Cat!: And now, as Darl would say, for something completely different. I was definitely in the Disney mood...
Breaking Away: Not bad. Not great. But it was worth it anyway to see Dennis Christopher (the cocky Charlie Paddock from Chariots of Fire!), Dennis Quaid (yet another famous cute actor who I've never seen before now), and the dealing out of some well-deserved comeuppance for a certain snobby college boy. Plus it was about biking, and I'm all about biking over the summer.
The Misadventures of Merlin Jones: I still don't know why the film suddenly decided to switch plots in the middle. However, it was sort of fun seeing Tommy Kirk (Travis from Old Yeller!) and Annette Funicello (Mary from Babes in Toyland) again.
Gandhi: I've been wanting to watch this for a long time, too, but kept putting off, perhaps thinking it would be too long, too boring, or too didactic. Now I hasten to assure you that it is none of the above, but actually a sincere, thought-provoking film with dedicated acting and beautiful cinematography. I became more interested in 20th century Indian and British politics than I ever would have imagined possible.
The Road to El Dorado: Ok, this movie makes Sinbad seem serious. The ending is like a great big practical joke.
Books:
Know-it-All: One Man's Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World: An extremely entertaining book. Witty, realistic, touching, smart - and so readable! It only took me a week to finish, and I'm a pretty slow reader.
The Year of Living Bibically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible: Probably purposefully more controversial than the previous book, but still funny, insightful, entertaining, and sweet. I feel like I actually got to know this guy and his family, which is nice and a little disturbing.
Shopgirl: Not as good as "The Pleasure of My Company," in my opinion, but still topnotch as far the writing goes.
City of Truth: Intriguing idea. I can't say I cared as much for the execution.
Sunday, August 1, 2010
July 2010 Media Inventory
Movies:
Mean Girls: Funny, silly, predictable. Good but not great. Except Rachel McAdams, who happens to be my current "favorite actress" - you might want to add that to your trivia list for the next time we play the Ruth game.
Suits on the Loose: Eh.
America's Sweethearts: I have sort of ambivalent feelings for every single one of the four stars in this movie, which probably explains why I can't think of a better word to describe my feelings for this movie than... ambivalent. Well, that was anti-climactic.
Millions: I'd seen it before, but it was worth seeing again. How can anyone not like cute little boys with English accents?
Little Manhattan: Or slightly older boys who narrate movies and ride on scooters and cry over unrequited love, for that matter?
The Karate Kid: The NEW version! I haven't seen the old version, but this one is fun. And far-fetched. And freakin' long.
Stick It: Not particularly daring or innovative for a gymnastics-themed movie, but I enjoyed it anyway, probably because I went through a brief 'gymnastics' phase this month.
Notting Hill: I really don't like Julia Roberts that much, but wow - she is sure in a LOT of movies, isn't she? This movie is long and tiring and cutesy and predictable, and I have no interest in seeing it again.
Ghost: My favorite movie of July! From all the parodies, I was expecting it to be cheesy and over the top, but either I was mistaken or I must be more vulnerable/gullible than I thought, because I was really touched. Sweet love story, fascinating and compelling drama. It's exciting, scary, romantic, truthful, satisfying on a gut level. Gorgeous music (by my longtime Pandora favorite composer Maurice Jarre). I didn't exactly cry, but I was definitely energized/impressed/thrilled by the experience. And also by the extraordinarily talented and dashing Patrick Swayze, whose name just made my top ten of favorite male actors (Who's #1? I'll never tell).
Escape from the Forbidden Matrix: Boy, Adventures in Odyssey really loves this storyline, huh? Kids play computer game, meet creepy old man and evil bad guy, learn that computers suck your life away to feed evil bad guy, and make a near escape. They've got a movie, a radio episode, and - get this - a computer game with the exact same plot!
Shadow of a Doubt: I really enjoyed watching this. It brought back memories of my childhood. Plus it has a lot of funny jokes and references that I just never really picked up on as a kid.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: Fun summer movie. I wanted to go to the ocean after seeing it and yell pirate-y things and jump off a cliff and go sailing. But I guess I'll settle for swimming laps at the rec center for now.
Lost in Austen: I have mixed feelings. It was fun towards the beginning, but then I started getting upset and Janeite-ish: How dare Pride and Prejudice be used and abused in such a fashion! After moaning and groaning through the first hour, I had to convince myself to become detached somewhat from the characters, and so was able to endure it without enjoying it. Anyone up for seeing the real P&P again with me and restoring order and peace?
Eclipse: Oops, never mind, I'll just distract myself with an overdose of exaggerated romance and jealousy! Wow, that Riley is sure cuter than I pictured him in the bo--whups, never mind, he's dead.
Fantastic Mr. Fox: Watched this outside after playing volleyball for a ward activity, and I really liked it - very quirky, creative, amusing.
Flight to the Finish: Another Odyssey movie. Yeah for the memories! Best part? When Whit gets tangled in a tree branch trying to save the kids.
The Knight Travellers: I didn't technically watch all of this, since it is almost older than I am, and the tape is starting to disintegrate. However, I immensely enjoyed the parts that I saw. Don't you picture the Blackgaards looking like Dr. Faustus? Perhaps they're cousins?
A Fine Feathered Frenzy: Always a favorite. And this is the first time where I actually figured out some of what Dylan is shouting in echoes in Miss Harcourt's home. And I LOVE the part where Miss Harcourt, Whit, and Dylan all talk at once. Classic!
Cheats: The moral of this movie? Don't cheat. Or if you do, make a big movie about it so that we'll laugh and forgive you.
Everything is Illuminated: A bit crazy, but worth watching. I was sort of perplexed after seeing it until I looked it up on the web, which helpfully clarified everything to the extent that I wondered why I bothered seeing the film in the first place.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: How strange it is to think that I remember this movie coming out and thinking that I would probably never see it since I hadn't seen any of the previous Indiana Jones. Turns out it's pretty easy (and fun) to get on the IJ bandwagon. No better time to do it than now when all the movies are free at the library, right?
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: Just like with the books, I was bored of this about 3/4 of the way through. The sets were pretty interesting to look at, though. And the kids were adorable - Sunny bugs me to no end in the books, but I loved her (with subtitles!) in the movie.
Memento: This movie is MESSED UP. But see it anyway, if you're brave and bold and curious. You will probably learn a thing or two.
Miss Congeniality: Better than I expected. For the moment, I like Sandra Bullock better than Julia Roberts.
Clueless: Has a disturbing amount of profanity which I didn't notice at all in my first viewing, but other than that, this is the best Emma remake ever.
In America: I cringed and covered my eyes during the E.T. doll scene. That's more than most movies have made me do, so there must be something to this one.
Ramona and Beezus: I was prepared to enjoy it even if it wasn't exactly my idea of the characters, but it turned out to be surprisingly enjoyable AND non-faithful!
The Outsiders: A sad movie, but not nearly as sad as it would have been if I hadn't seen it with Sarah. If you're going to watch a movie full of cute, testosterone-pumped boys with 60s hairstyles getting in fights and hopping trains and saving kids and killing each other, see it with Sarah, that's my advice. Oh, and heads-up on that abrupt ending...
The Mirror has Two Faces: I really enjoyed seeing Lauren Bacall as an older actress. The rest of the movie? Eh. Not worth it.
Books:
The Autobiography of Henry VIII, with notes by his fool Will Somers: I read this 900+ pages book in about a month, which gives me hope for finishing other long books, so long as they are as engrossing and detailed as this one!
How I Became a Famous Novelist: Hilarious book. Snarky, hip, self-deprecating, enjoyable.
The Pleasure of My Company: Very sweet, thoughtful, interesting book. Reminded me somewhat of "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime."
Tintin: (various) We've recently been on a Tintin-kick in the family, so I got in on the fun. If you've never read a Tintin, trust me, you're missing out!
Saturday, July 24, 2010
What a To-Do!
With my expectations built up so high, it perhaps was unsurprising to everyone except myself that the day didn't turn out to be the greatest thing since sliced peaches. Sadly, my waking up at 6 a.m. and complimenting of a delicious breakfast did not prevent me from spending an unfortunate amount of the day crying bitterly in my room. Sarah and Hannah took me out to see "Eclipse," which both amused and depressed me, and then the four kids (Daniel, me, Sarah, and Hannah) bonded by going to the Fitness Center together and complaining about our parents in the car.
Fortunately, happy faces were back on by dinnertime, and that's where the pictures start anyway:
Dinner was amaaaaazing. Onion potatoes, baked beans, hot dogs, and orange jell-O. Is it just the "Eclipse"d version of me talking, or was Daniel looking like a vampire that night?
Can you tell where my hair stops and Hannah's begins?
We're totally obsessed with ourselves.
The obligatory "Me with the Presents" picture. Following once again in Daniel's footsteps, I had one large present and various small ones. The cards were fun to read, though I was a bit perplexed when Hannah's wished me a happy 21st birthday, and Dad's congratulated me on reaching my 23rd year... He later insisted that this was still correct in the Spanish tradition of completing years, but that doesn't change the fact that no woman wants to hear any number beyond the traditional one on her birthday.
A somewhat un-flattering picture of the "cake," though I promise you it did taste delicious.
Tribute to Tenth
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Daniel's Birthday, or General Goofiness
But don't interrupt Mama while she's making it, or she'll give you the stink-eye:
Here we have Daniel modeling the customary birthday breakfast photo shoot:
The day went by very quickly. Daniel and I went to see "The Karate Kid" (which I thought good, but unnecessarily long) and we ate Chex for lunch. I did some reading. I can't remember anything else.
At this point the goofiness started to manifest itself.Mini Vacation #2: To buy three pastries or two?
The car trip turned out to be considerably longer and duller than our Park City venture, but this time we were able to pull out all the stops, including books, Odysseys, Rubix cubes, string games, board games, and naps.
The festival was predictably amazing. We had tickets to two plays, "Pride and Prejudice" (in the indoor theater) and "The Merchant of Venice" (in the outdoor theatre ~note the spelling). Despite the occurrence of allergy problems (and an alarming attack of sleepiness during P&P - I can't imagine why!), I really enjoyed both plays. A few comments:
P&P: I loved Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy. Lady Catherine was a bit affected. Mr. Bingley was surprisingly short. Wickham and Mr. Collins were excellent. Unfortunately, I know the story so well that it was easy to lose focus.
Merchant: Fantastic play! I've read it before but didn't remember it being so funny! There are so many stories going on at once, and lots of really memorable characters too.
Dinner: Southwest salad at the Irish pub. I was hungry for the rest of the night (when will I learn not to order salads if I am actually hungry?), but was grateful for the excuse to buy two tarts (the conniving wench tried to sell me three, not telling me that "cheesecake" was a separate flavor of its own unconnected to the "raspberry" which she first mentioned) - raspberry and apple. I shared with Sarah and we agreed that the cost was worth the price (whatever that means).




